What Are Five Things Every Woman Should Learn?
The five things every woman should learn should include how to count to five, so that she’ll know when she’s
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A Woman’s Guide To The Universe
Should Criminals Have Their Own Country?
I realize that if criminals have their own country it would be a controversial subject. After all, the law-abiding citizens
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Nothing I Learned In Kindergarten Has Done Me A Bit Of Good
Nothing I learned in kindergarten has done me a bit of good. In fact, I wrote a book about it.
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Why Fat Cells Turn To Crime
Diet Doctors love fat cells, even though the rest of us malign and dis them unmercifully. Because of this, fat
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How To Talk To Your Dog About The Future Without Getting Seltzer Water Down Your Pants
How to talk to your dog about the future is about finding out whether they have future plans, or whether
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The Shocking Truth About Clones: They’re Just Like Us
The shocking truth about clones is they’re just like us. This is quite possibly the most oxymoronic sentence I’ve ever
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I See What Is Going On With The Eye Doctors And It Ain’t Pretty
I see what is going on with eye doctors whenever I go for an exam. I was amazed when I
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Earth Is Alien To Me And So Are You Star Trek Crews!
Earth is alien to me, though I’ve lived here for a few years now. All of us know from Men
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How The Hashtag Ruined My Life
The hashtag ruined my life by infiltrating my retirement years. Like many people who have reached retirement age, I reconnected
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Road Trips With Your Husband: 8 Reasons They’re Not Such A Great Idea, Only One of Which Involves Large Wet Noses
Ah, road trips with your husband. Road trips with your favorite husband, who may, or may not be, the one
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