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Selling A House In A Nanny State Of Nerves

May 7, 2023May 8, 2023 gigi wolf 4 Comments listing agreements, real estate, realtors, selling a house

Selling your house in a Nanny State of Nerves is deserving of strong drink, except I had run out. A

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Learn Swedish To Commit The Perfect Crime: Eyewitnesses Will Be Blindfolded

May 18, 2020September 26, 2021 gigi wolf 7 Comments Bank robbers, Detectives and Politically Correct questioning, Little old Lady, Sweden and political correctness, Swedish Politics and cops

Go abroad, with a broad, but learn Swedish to commit the perfect crime. In Sweden the cops are not allowed

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Would Daniel Boone Put Up With Your Misophonia?

April 10, 2020May 5, 2020 gigi wolf 8 Comments Daniel Boone and misophonia, Everyone should be quiet, misophonia, Mouth noises of all kinds

Would Daniel Boone put up with your misophonia? I started thinking about this after reading an article about it and

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Gen X Drove Me Crazy: Mark Wahlberg Took The Driver’s Test

May 22, 2019November 14, 2022 gigi wolf 6 Comments Boomers, ellen degeneres, mark wahlberg, Millennials, the driver's license test

Gen X drove me crazy when Mark Wahlberg took the driving test. Maybe that’s normal for his generation. Millennials don’t

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If You Want Drugs Just Say No

August 4, 2017September 10, 2021 gigi wolf 6 Comments doctors and patients, drugs, Just say no

If you want drugs just say No. Say it loud and proud, like the drug naysayer you are. Drugs are

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The FOMO Twelve Step Program You Really Shouldn’t Miss!

September 14, 2016September 17, 2021 gigi wolf 4 Comments Fear of Missing Out, FOMO, Twelve Step Programs, Vaccinations

The other day I attended a FOMO Twelve Step Program meeting because I wanted to see what I was missing.

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How To Be A Mean Girl In Five Easy Steps

August 14, 2016May 5, 2021 gigi wolf 14 Comments how to be a mean girl, Lifetime movies, mean girls, social media crap, toxic nastrocity

Does a Mean Girl have an advantage over the rest of us? Like, does a Mean Girl have more shoes,

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7 Hot Button Issues of Political Correctness That Can Be Injurious To Your Standing As A Bigoted Dweeb

February 1, 2016February 6, 2018 gigi wolf 1 Comment controversial issues, drugs, hot button, immigration, same sex marriage

Recently, a friend asked me, as a topic-introducer, though Lord knows we don’t need one since we never shut up

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You Say Couch Potato Like It’s A Bad Thing

January 31, 2016October 6, 2021 gigi wolf 5 Comments baseball and the Mighty Ps, cooking shows and gaining weight, couch potato, Mr. Potato Head, Mrs. Potato Head, the alphabet, the phonecians

I heard that if you are a couch potato who watches cooking shows on the food networks, or any network,

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6 Reasons Driving A Pickup Truck Can Be Life Threatening. To Other Drivers.

January 30, 2016October 15, 2020 gigi wolf 6 Comments A Badass driver, Christine and Arnie, compacts, Courtesy on the road, Duel on the road, Pickup truck, Thoreau and Yankees are pickup truck drivers, Why Americans love the pickup

Driving a pickup truck can be dangerous. For other drivers. I was driving home from my pool work out the

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