Things People Say With a Straight Face

Things People Say With a Straight Face 

Learn Swedish To Commit The Perfect Crime: Eyewitnesses Will Be Blindfolded

May 18, 2020September 26, 2021 gigi wolf 7 Comments Bank robbers, Detectives and Politically Correct questioning, Little old Lady, Sweden and political correctness, Swedish Politics and cops

Go abroad, with a broad, but learn Swedish to commit the perfect crime. In Sweden the cops are not allowed

Read more

Things People Say With a Straight Face 

Would Daniel Boone Put Up With Your Misophonia?

April 10, 2020May 5, 2020 gigi wolf 7 Comments Daniel Boone and misophonia, Everyone should be quiet, misophonia, Mouth noises of all kinds

Would Daniel Boone put up with your misophonia? I started thinking about this after reading an article about it and

Read more

Things People Say With a Straight Face 

Gen X Drove Me Crazy: Mark Wahlberg Took The Driver’s Test

May 22, 2019November 14, 2022 gigi wolf 6 Comments Boomers, ellen degeneres, mark wahlberg, Millennials, the driver's license test

Gen X drove me crazy when Mark Wahlberg took the driving test. Maybe that’s normal for his generation. Millennials don’t

Read more

Things People Say With a Straight Face 

If You Want Drugs Just Say No

August 4, 2017September 10, 2021 gigi wolf 6 Comments doctors and patients, drugs, Just say no

If you want drugs just say No. Say it loud and proud, like the drug naysayer you are. Drugs are

Read more

Things People Say With a Straight Face 

The FOMO Twelve Step Program You Really Shouldn’t Miss!

September 14, 2016September 17, 2021 gigi wolf 4 Comments Fear of Missing Out, FOMO, Twelve Step Programs, Vaccinations

The other day I attended a FOMO Twelve Step Program meeting because I wanted to see what I was missing.

Read more

A Woman's Guide To The Universe Internet Stuff Things People Say With a Straight Face 

How To Be A Mean Girl In Five Easy Steps

August 14, 2016May 5, 2021 gigi wolf 14 Comments how to be a mean girl, Lifetime movies, mean girls, social media crap, toxic nastrocity

Does a Mean Girl have an advantage over the rest of us? Like, does a Mean Girl have more shoes,

Read more

A Woman's Guide To The Universe Internet Stuff Things People Say With a Straight Face 

7 Hot Button Issues of Political Correctness That Can Be Injurious To Your Standing As A Bigoted Dweeb

February 1, 2016February 6, 2018 gigi wolf 1 Comment controversial issues, drugs, hot button, immigration, same sex marriage

Recently, a friend asked me, as a topic-introducer, though Lord knows we don’t need one since we never shut up

Read more

A Woman's Guide To The Universe Love, Sex, Romance and All of That Memories Things People Say With a Straight Face 

You Say Couch Potato Like It’s A Bad Thing

January 31, 2016October 6, 2021 gigi wolf 5 Comments baseball and the Mighty Ps, cooking shows and gaining weight, couch potato, Mr. Potato Head, Mrs. Potato Head, the alphabet, the phonecians

I heard that if you are a couch potato who watches cooking shows on the food networks, or any network,

Read more

Things People Say With a Straight Face 

6 Reasons Driving A Pickup Truck Can Be Life Threatening. To Other Drivers.

January 30, 2016October 15, 2020 gigi wolf 6 Comments A Badass driver, Christine and Arnie, compacts, Courtesy on the road, Duel on the road, Pickup truck, Thoreau and Yankees are pickup truck drivers, Why Americans love the pickup

Driving a pickup truck can be dangerous. For other drivers. I was driving home from my pool work out the

Read more

Things People Say With a Straight Face 

Dear Republican Party: Please Don’t Hate Me Because I’m Beautiful

January 29, 2016June 12, 2020 gigi wolf 7 Comments beautiful women, birth control and babies, reublican party, succubus

Dear Republican Party; I see that you’re gearing up for the presidential election. I’ve been waiting around to see if

Read more