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A Woman's Guide To The Universe

Marie Kondo And Stripper Pole Vacuuming

May 8, 2019 — 6 Comments

A Woman's Guide To The Universe

Sniffers And Tasters Of Wine And Such: Here’s A Job To Replace Retirement!

April 2, 2019 — 4 Comments

A Woman's Guide To The Universe

What’s Up With Anti-Americanism?

March 14, 2019 — 17 Comments

A Woman's Guide To The Universe, Internet Stuff

The Bucket List Will Wipe You Out And Save Medicare A Bunch Of Money

March 8, 2019 — 6 Comments

A Woman's Guide To The Universe, Love, Sex, Romance and All of That

10 Things Women Don’t Do In Movies That Make Me Crazy And Every Toddler Knows How To Do

February 22, 2019 — 7 Comments

A Woman's Guide To The Universe, Dogs, Dogs, Dogs, Memories

Australia and Me: The Dingo Was My Baby

February 17, 2019 — 0 Comments

A Woman's Guide To The Universe, Internet Stuff, Love, Sex, Romance and All of That

A Recap of 2018: It Lies Between 2017 and 2019

January 1, 2019 — 6 Comments

A Woman's Guide To The Universe, Internet Stuff

My Big Sur Seven Million Dollar House

December 1, 2018 — 8 Comments

A Woman's Guide To The Universe

Me, Phone Scrabble, And That Cocky Cheating Computer

May 28, 2018 — 2 Comments

A Woman's Guide To The Universe

I Is Another: A Difficult Matter (A Short Story)

February 27, 2018 — 13 Comments

A Woman's Guide To The Universe

Ways To Prove You Are Not A Vampire. Or To Prove You Are One. Your Choice

February 6, 2018 — 10 Comments

A Woman's Guide To The Universe, Internet Stuff, Love, Sex, Romance and All of That

The 8, 10, 18, or 25 Signs Of A Narcissist: If You’re Talking About A Narcissist, You Must Be Talking About Me, Me, Me

December 17, 2017 — 19 Comments

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I’m In Love With The GPS Lady: When We Run Away Together, She’ll Know Where To Go

November 23, 2017 — 24 Comments

A Woman's Guide To The Universe, Internet Stuff, Love, Sex, Romance and All of That

Homicide And The Budget Deficit: Or, A Murder Occurs!

November 17, 2017 — 11 Comments

A Woman's Guide To The Universe

Learn Swedish To Commit The Perfect Crime: Eyewitnesses Will Be Blindfolded

November 8, 2017 — 6 Comments

A Woman's Guide To The Universe, Memories

Pan Am And Allegiant Air: Lost At Sea And Looking For Bear

October 20, 2017 — 4 Comments

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The Back Story, Or The Prequel: Otherwise Known As He Said, She Said

October 16, 2017 — 28 Comments

A Woman's Guide To The Universe

If Sitting Is The New Smoking, I’m Lighting Up

October 11, 2017 — 8 Comments

A Woman's Guide To The Universe, Dogs, Dogs, Dogs, Memories

Procrastination Anonymous May Or May Not Be Meeting Tomorrow

October 3, 2017 — 6 Comments

A Woman's Guide To The Universe, Internet Stuff

Ancestry.Com: Oh, What A Mishegoss Am I!

September 13, 2017 — 6 Comments

A Woman's Guide To The Universe, Love, Sex, Romance and All of That

Bulletproof Your Relationship With Two Billion Dollars And A Kevlar Vest

September 6, 2017 — 8 Comments

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10 Ways To Prove You Are Not A Zombie

August 21, 2017 — 2 Comments

A Woman's Guide To The Universe

And The Oscar Goes To: Pete, The Viking, For Perfect Attendance In Battle

August 19, 2017 — 3 Comments

A Woman's Guide To The Universe, Love, Sex, Romance and All of That, Memories

Letters To Your Biographer: Write A Few Before You Go To The Big Archive In The Sky

August 10, 2017 — 2 Comments

A Woman's Guide To The Universe

If You Want Drugs Just Say No

August 4, 2017 — 4 Comments

A Woman's Guide To The Universe, Internet Stuff, Love, Sex, Romance and All of That

Leo And Mike Two Artists From The Renaissance, Get Quorphaned: A Quora Story

July 30, 2017 — 22 Comments

A Woman's Guide To The Universe, Love, Sex, Romance and All of That, Memories

We Gave Up Television, A Cautionary Tale Of Comical and Homicidal Proportions

July 10, 2017 — 4 Comments

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A Woman's Guide To The Universe, Love, Sex, Romance and All of That

The Critic: A Short Story Of Immense Proportions

November 19, 2016 — 0 Comments

A Woman's Guide To The Universe

In the Event of a Terrorist Attack Please Pull Out Your Medical Files

October 9, 2016 — 12 Comments

A Woman's Guide To The Universe, Love, Sex, Romance and All of That

Six Cool Insurance Policies I Wish I Had

September 25, 2016 — 3 Comments

A Woman's Guide To The Universe, Internet Stuff, Love, Sex, Romance and All of That

The FOMO Twelve Step Program You Really Shouldn’t Miss!

September 14, 2016 — 2 Comments

A Woman's Guide To The Universe, Internet Stuff, Love, Sex, Romance and All of That

Alien Butt-Probing: WHAT Are They Looking For?

September 3, 2016 — 5 Comments

A Woman's Guide To The Universe, Love, Sex, Romance and All of That

Wonder Woman In All Her Divine Kinkiness

May 3, 2016 — 5 Comments

A Woman's Guide To The Universe, Love, Sex, Romance and All of That

To Do Lists Will So Do You

May 2, 2016 — 3 Comments

A Woman's Guide To The Universe, Love, Sex, Romance and All of That, Memories

Keep the Louvre, Las Vegas Has The Mob Museum

April 17, 2016 — 2 Comments

Dogs, Dogs, Dogs, Love, Sex, Romance and All of That

Dogs, Death Valley, and Lazy Coyotes

April 14, 2016 — 7 Comments

A Woman's Guide To The Universe, Dogs, Dogs, Dogs, Love, Sex, Romance and All of That

Bitches Be Like, The Hydrant Club Is Misogynist!

April 12, 2016 — 0 Comments

A Woman's Guide To The Universe, Memories

Nothing I Learned In Kindergarten Has Done Me A Bit Of Good

March 16, 2016 — 4 Comments

A Woman's Guide To The Universe, Dogs, Dogs, Dogs

How To Talk To Your Dog About The Future Without Getting Seltzer Water Down Your Pants

March 13, 2016 — 0 Comments

Love, Sex, Romance and All of That

To Speak With St Peter, Please Remain On The Line. You Are Caller Number 3,467,895

March 1, 2016 — 4 Comments

A Woman's Guide To The Universe, Internet Stuff, Love, Sex, Romance and All of That

The CIA Has A Secret Museum No One Knows About Except You and Me

February 17, 2016 — 6 Comments

A Woman's Guide To The Universe, Love, Sex, Romance and All of That

Road Trips With Your Husband: 8 Reasons They’re Not Such A Great Idea, Only One of Which Involves Large Wet Noses

February 14, 2016 — 1 Comment

Love, Sex, Romance and All of That, Memories

Why Dinosaurs Became Extinct: Because They Used Winchester Rifle Say Archaeologists

February 10, 2016 — 0 Comments

A Woman's Guide To The Universe, Love, Sex, Romance and All of That, Things People Say With a Straight Face

Sex And Love And Limerence: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things

February 7, 2016 — 0 Comments

A Woman's Guide To The Universe, Love, Sex, Romance and All of That

Hear No Evil and Speak No Evil and You’ll Never Get Invited To Parties

February 1, 2016 — 2 Comments

A Woman's Guide To The Universe, Love, Sex, Romance and All of That, Memories, Things People Say With a Straight Face

You Say Couch Potato Like It’s A Bad Thing

January 31, 2016 — 4 Comments

A Woman's Guide To The Universe, Love, Sex, Romance and All of That, Things People Say With a Straight Face

How The Rastafari And The Doobie Settled America And Helped The Puritans Get Mellow

January 31, 2016 — 2 Comments

A Woman's Guide To The Universe, Things People Say With a Straight Face

Zen And The Art Of The Equestrian Alphabet

January 30, 2016 — 2 Comments

A Woman's Guide To The Universe

How To Get In Shape In Ten Easy Pieces of Exercise Equipment

January 29, 2016 — 2 Comments

A Woman's Guide To The Universe

The Grabber Is Good: Superheros Take Note

June 24, 2019 — 6 Comments

A Woman's Guide To The Universe

Hip Replacement Surgery: The Hippie Hippie Shake

June 7, 2019 — 18 Comments

A Woman's Guide To The Universe

A Gen Xer Drove Me Crazy: Mark Wahlberg Took The Driver’s Test

May 22, 2019 — 6 Comments

A Woman's Guide To The Universe, Internet Stuff

Birthday Greetings From The Docs

April 15, 2019 — 10 Comments

A Woman's Guide To The Universe

The Cosmopolitan Las Vegas: Come With Me To The Casbah

March 20, 2019 — 12 Comments

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Dedicated to the idea that all people are created equally silly and like to be entertained. Former Pan Am flight attendant, writer, homeschooling mother with a Master’s of Art in Teaching, French major, dancer, horse lover, bicyclist and swimmer, and wannabe RV dweller.

Apparently, I’m important enough to attract troll action. They are real buzz kills, so I hold comments in moderation now. Don’t worry if you don’t see your comment right away. It will get posted if it’s civilized.

My new book, Never Write a Book, It Will Never Write You Back, is entered in The Thurber Contest for American Humor. Now’s your chance to get a jump on the judges and prove you’re smarter than they are!

My first kid’s book has finally been published to Kindle! See the slider below and if you guess which one is the kid’s book, you get a prize! Not really, but it sounds good.

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