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Drinking A Magic Brew: Thai Tea And Pan Am

Drinking a magic brew of Thai tea is something we’ve been doing around our house for the last couple of weeks. It’s fun and makes you feel like you’re living on the edge. Alice in Wonderland drank and ate weird things, and look what a crazy adventure she had. Some of us are hesitant to get the vaccine for Covid, a shot that we heard may, or may not, alter our DNA in such a way that we can be picked out from space by aliens for probing and/or enslavement on other planets.

I used to wonder why aliens felt the need to probe us all the time. Like, what’s the fascination? Seemed like such a shitty job these guys had. But then I remembered that kids love to poke things. You found something weird while you were playing in the woods or on the beach, first thing you did was find a stick and poke it. Aliens are just regular ten year old kids, I guess.

But let’s talk tea. I recently discovered a magic brew from Thailand. Thailand strikes me as a country where vines and jungle plants grow overnight around people’s windows, and rather than go to the store, the Thai just pluck and eat what’s growing in the window. The country has an Oz-like mystique where fantastical things grow that can solve all problems, if we but believed. And did that special skip, of course.

This tea was brought to the attention of the Pan Am Ladies and One Gent Who Lunch once a month in various restaurants in Las Vegas. We started meeting last September and have managed to get together every month since. The group has grown from 4 to 13 and counting. We keep finding former flight attendants who live here. I didn’t know any of them but one, and it never mattered. As soon as one PAA flight attendant meets up with another Pan Amer, it’s like we’ve known each other for years.

Anyway, our one gent, who used to work for Pan Am, was listening to the litany of aches and pains that always accompanies gatherings of this nature, which is to say, a gathering of seniors. He told us he “drinks this tea, and doesn’t hurt anymore.”

Our ears perked right up. Or rather, they would have if they didn’t ache when we perked them. We listened raptly while he told us about the tea, which wasn’t much, since he has no clue what’s in it. It’s a tea his Asian girlfriend gives him, he drinks it, and is all better. We clamored for some and he promised to send to Texas for it. His girlfriend’s sister gets it from Thailand and sends it to them.

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Let’s find a stick and poke it.

He told us he’d not only broken all his bones at one time or another playing rugby growing up, but recently, he’d hurt his knee and had been limping for awhile. He drank some tea his girlfriend gave him, and no more bum knee. His girlfriend’s brother had gone to visit their sister in Texas. When Our Gent’s girlfriend called to check on him, she was astounded to hear that he was out, walking around the neighborhood and visiting people.

“But he’s in pain!” she cried. “Not anymore,” her sister replied. “He’s drinking some tea I got for him.”

I had a bad knee from Toby, our unruly and un-remorseful dog, who’d run through the kitchen a few weeks ago and banged into my leg. He kept going, without so much as a by your leave, and I limped for two weeks and counting. Plus, my shoulder was still giving me fits from last September when I was working as an enumerator for the Census. Added to that, my neck was killing me, too. I was a prime tea patient.

A week went by and when Our Gent called to say the tea was in, I went to pick it up. That was a Sunday. This is besides the point, but I did stop on the way home to pick up some Krispy Kremes. I don’t think they had anything to do with what came next, but they did make us happy in a whole other way.

I drank a cup of this spicy brew that night, and the next morning, all three pains were gone, and I don’t mean the dogs. They were still there, plotting their next moves. But my knee pain was gone, the shoulder was doing its shoulder thing, and my neck was everything it should be. I was amazed and remain amazed even two weeks later. Last night, I couldn’t sleep because my hand was hurting. I did something to it during my pool workout. I drank a cup before going to sleep, and by this morning, the pain was gone. I regularly had to take half an ibuprofen after every workout, but have not touched one in two weeks.

The insert that comes with these gold foil packets of tea is in English and Thai. The English text just says it will “reduce your joint pain, gout pain, and help you live a pain free life.” The Thai text remains mysterious, and is placed under little pictures of unidentified plants. One of our Ladies even took it to a Thai restaurant, but had no luck finding a translator.

I searched under “Thai herbal tea” on eBay and it came up with a tea that looks like it might be similar if not the same. It comes in a gold foil packet, looks like red dirt, and makes the same claim. The ingredients read like a witch’s brew: Cat’s Whiskers, Kidney tea, Eye of Newt, Toe of Frog. Okay, they left out the last two. Who knows? If they’d added them, it might confer immortality.

I wrote a poem about this tea and submitted it to a humor poem contest:

The Tea Poem

One of our dogs—of which there are five—banged into my knee

A couple of weeks ago while I was just standing in the kitchen

One leg stretched behind me, clearly asking for abuse.

In a shotgun house, the dogs (all rescues mind you, in case anyone

thinks we have them all deliberately), act like bullets that have been shot out

Of a starting gun,

Signaling them to traipse through the kitchen

fifty times a day, because the room on the other side

Is so much more appealing. Important stuff is happening over there.

The rules state that I be standing in the kitchen, though.

It’s narrow, almost like an afterthought added on to a 40s house,

Long before food was invented that might need to be cooked.

I kept waiting for my knee to get better, but it wouldn’t.

I tested it daily, so I know.

I limped like the fifth horse in a five horse race,

The horse I would naturally bet on

Because it had a cute and funny name: IsItInYet.

A racehorse owner’s idea of funny. It is, too.

The horse wouldn’t think so, though.

Because everyone would know if “it” is in when “it” is a horse’s.  

Except maybe a female horse

Who’s been around the track a few times.

A lady horse who understands racy jokes.

But back to the main event, which is the knee,

And some tea. Yes, tea.

This miracle brew is very mysterioso.

I heard about it from a horse I hailed in a dark alley

In the Big City, when I was looking for a good time.

Actually, it was a friend who sang the tea’s praises

While he regaled us with stories of broken bones from head to foot

Acquired as a boy playing rugby, and as a man

Messing about in the shower.

He sang the siren song of no pain

To all us older folk listening.

That is, if we could limp over there fast enough

To score some tea.

The appeal of the Purple Pills of the Medicine Man are still

Alive and well in the rural outreaches of America.

Snake oil or not, I was determined to get my feet back under me

And that requires the assistance of the knees.

I bought the ticket, rode the ride. Tried the tea one Sunday evening.

By the next day, the knee was back and doing its thing,

Bending, moving me forward. Not doing the lambada exactly,

Which would have been fun, if forbidden,

But it was back, baby.

My shoulder had been on a bender, too,

For six long months it had kept me at arm’s length,

Due to a stint as an enumerator when I had counted on it

To see me through.

That pain was gone, too. Other than a twinge here and there,

Perhaps when their horse doesn’t come in first,

The knee and shoulder remind me that they still exist

And could come in first any day if they wanted.

Oh, and my neck. It had teamed up with my shoulder and

Was hurting, too. It sat up straight and paid attention after

I drank the magic brew.

What is in this dark red soupy stew?

We don’t know, and for all our hesitance to get jabbed with

An unfamiliar vaccine, we’re quite happy to imbibe some

Weird dirt that smells like wet spicy earth.

It does come in gold foil packets, though. That makes up for a lot.

Chocolate comes in gold foil—among other things—like fancy condoms

For horses.

We speculated and researched this magic tea,

Because the only thing written in English in the package

Are words that say it will “Reduce your pain

And let you live a pain free life.”

It hasn’t lied to me yet, unless it is secretly making plans

To let the pain come back in force in a

Strange plant ritual of revenge and fitting punishment.

Have we oppressed Thailand lately? Just asking.

On the insert are also pictures of plants and herbs with no names.

Not that I’m an expert, but they do look like plants,

So we’re just guessing what the ingredients are.

It might be better not to know, but just to drink,

Drink of the elixir of forgetfulness.

What was I saying? Oh, yes.

This stuff is great.



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38 thoughts on “Drinking A Magic Brew: Thai Tea And Pan Am

  • March 28, 2021 at 4:17 am

    Now I’m looking for this magic brew. This getting older thing ain’t for wimps.

    • March 28, 2021 at 4:23 am

      That’s what my mom always said. “What’s so golden about the golden years?” The stuff in the picture looks very like it and makes the same claims. If you do an ebay search for “thai herbal tea,” it will bring up several choices. It comes in a gold foil packet and looks just like what’s in that cup. I put a little stevia in it, dissolve the powder first in a little hot water in a cup, and then fill it and put it in the microwave. I really like it. It’s rather tasty.

  • March 28, 2021 at 10:20 am

    Hi Gigi,

    Thank you for the laughs!

    But seriously, where can we get some of your mysterious pain-killer tea?

    I don’t get around much, and I don’t know anyone in Thailand.

    I am as leary of herbal stores as you are of the vaccine.

    • March 28, 2021 at 5:10 pm

      Hi Ted! If we could only get a tea to keep the pests from doing us an injury in the first place….
      Okay, like I said, I don’t know for sure this is the same tea, but here’s the link to the one I think might be it, or at least as close to it as I can find:https://www.ebay.com/itm/Thai-Herbal-Tepee-Tea-Cats-whiskes-Java-Tea-Kidney-5-Packs-25-Small-Tea-Bags/124527040823
      A word to the wise: It’s a diuretic, so if you don’t want to be up all night, drink it around 6pm. This choice is quite a bit less expensive than our source from Texas, so I’m going to try this one myself. It ships from within the US, too. No customs.

      • March 28, 2021 at 5:24 pm

        Thank you Gigi!

        May helps reduce gout and muscle pain.
        Of course, hangover will do as well!(?)

        Stilted English, in this case, inspires confidence!
        I’m going to give it a try.

        • March 28, 2021 at 5:31 pm

          Yes! I saw that! I love the way the Chinese in particular translate English. The instructions that came with the dog nail clippers I bought a couple of years ago are hysterical. I think I wrote about it on here–something about Chinese writing. Told me not to put the dog clippers up children’s butts or something. Haha!
          We are going to try that one on ebay, too, but do let me know how it works for you.
          Be sure and cut the packet open to get all the powder in there. Put it in a cup with a little hot water to dissolve it, then fill it up and heat it in the microwave for a minute or two. I make sure I drink all the residue in the cup.
          Put a little stevia or honey in it. It’s very tasty with a little stevia. Smells like an Asian market.

  • March 28, 2021 at 12:22 pm

    You know G, you should really do a one (1) woman show. You’ve more than enough stuff. I mean just the the writing alone. At the very least get yourself a Youtube channel. You’d need a mike, maybe a green sheet hung behind you so you could pretend to be in exotic locations like ‘Vegas or display weather maps. You can shoot them on your phone. The writing that is. Keep them short, ten minutes or so. You already got a built-in audience. I bet more that a few are facile with the interwebs and stuff. V-

    • March 28, 2021 at 5:20 pm

      Coming from you, Vincine, I could believe it. A New Yorker who thinks you can do something is nothing to sneeze at. Plus, you know how all this stuff works, and you have experience. It just seems beyond me. You mean, just read my own stuff in front of the phone? Making up exotic locales sounds hysterical. I would love that. “Here I am, in sunny Thailand, to talk to you about TEA!” And then have the dogs around dressed up in Thai gear, whatever that entails. I’m think the King of Siam.
      I wish you were here to work with me. That would be a blast. I’ve heard YouTube is hard to do now, but if you don’t expect to make a million, I guess it’s like anything else.

  • April 6, 2021 at 3:56 pm

    Hey Gigi — Nice to know you haven’t succumbed to anything yet. I don’t comment very often, but after reading your latest stuff, I was thinking:

    The next time I visit Las Vegas, you (and the MotH) are the two people I’d most like to meet IRL for a net-friendly rendezvous. That is, if and when my lady Sue and I can find a room (with a bathtub) in one of those enormous hallucinatory loud money-sucking hotel-casinos. She’s a Buddhist and I think she has some friends there. We just hate the 6-hour drive from beautiful Bakersfield…

    You made me wonder why that southeast Asian nation isn’t called “Tealand”. My older brother calls it “Thighland” and I don’t want to correct him. His life has been difficult — he should have an honorary Ph.D. in psychiatry and neuropharmacology as a postgraduate of the mental health-care system in California.

    Take care!
    ~~ Craig J.

    • April 6, 2021 at 8:01 pm

      Oh, my. “Thighland” brings up bad stuff about the thriving prostitution industry in Thighland. Sounds like the kind of joke I might make. Snort.
      We would love to meet with you guys! It is a long boring drive, but you get to see the world’s tallest thermometer in Baker, so there’s that. We have driven through Bakersfield several times in the last couple of years. Had I known, we could have stopped to have coffee with you guys. We were going to try to move to Lake Isabella at one time, and stayed overnight there.
      I love this tea, though. I haven’t had to take an ibuprofen in a month. And I don’t drink it everyday. Just when any aches or pains show up. By the time I go to bed to sleep, it’s all good. Do let me know if you are coming! The Strip seems incredibly busy now, and the traffic is back to its normal awful self, so it seems we are recovering.

    • April 18, 2021 at 9:03 pm

      Interesting! I am not alone. No, North Las Vegas and Las Vegas are two separate cities. Carolyn Goodman is the mayor of Vegas. How is the tea working?

  • April 18, 2021 at 9:11 pm

    Any problem I have with pain is self-inflicted. Crossfit involves high-intensity exercise. I take Beta-Alanine for muscle soreness. The eBay listing you sent had a make-an-offer option. So, I offer $20. They didn’t even counteroffer, they just let it expire. That irritated me, so I decided to forget it. Is it still working for you?

    • April 22, 2021 at 6:17 pm

      Maybe they didn’t see the offer. I didn’t even know you’d answered me! Something is not working right. Anyway, yes, it works for me very well. I am always hurting after a workout, even from a pool workout. My knee that wasn’t getting any better–the pain is always gone after a cup of tea. Sometimes I have bad back pain, like after vacuuming, too, and it helps that. And I don’t need to drink it every day. Just when I feel achy and sore and stiff. I think it is well worth it. I haven’t had to take an ibuprofen in over a month, whereas before, I always had to take a half of a one after a workout. I could send you a couple of packets so you could try it.

  • April 22, 2021 at 6:27 pm

    I’ll take your word for it. I’ll give it another try right now. Thanks for the reply!

    • April 26, 2021 at 5:29 am

      I don’t think I’ve been checking my email enough. I just saw this now and you sent it three days ago. Don did say he didn’t think the tea was exactly the same as the first batch I bought, but it still works for me as I said. I think it’s just a smaller quantity. But you never tried the “original” tea, so it should be all the same to you. Did you try it again? Did it help?

  • April 26, 2021 at 6:35 pm

    I was going to wait to reply until after I got my tea and used it, but, upon checking the order status, I find that that it won’t even arrive until Thursday. I made another offer of $25, and this time they came back with $28. They must not be having much trouble selling it. If it doesn’t work, I will give them some trouble. I will get back to you after I give it a fair trial.

    • May 5, 2021 at 6:03 am

      Ted- I meant to tell you how we mix the tea and drink it. It’s a powder, so we use the scissors to cut it open and get all the powder out. Put it in a mug and gradually add hot water and stir while you dissolve the powder. Keep it stirred as it does sink somewhat. Add a little stevia or something to improve the taste. I actually like the taste with stevia.

  • May 5, 2021 at 9:46 am

    Thank you Gigi. I have been doing it exactly the way you described. I also like the earthy taste, as opposed to most teas. In fact, tonight I’m going to add heavy whipping cream as well so that it is less a medicine and more a comfort. Other than self-inflicted muscle pain from CrossFit, my joints don’t creak in the morning anymore. However, it is still not a scientific conclusion, because I practice intermittent fasting, I eat Keto, and I take so many other things to improve my physical well-being. Have you ever heard of Sermorelin or NAD? Those are a couple of them. The best experiment would be to take one thing at a time, but I don’t have the patience for that. Nor do I have the luxury of time anymore! Age marches on.

    • May 5, 2021 at 5:04 pm

      Whipped CREAM? Haha! We should start a drive thru comfort/pain relief coffee/tea place with this stuff.

      I do most of that other stuff, too, except keto. I tried it and gained six pounds. Tch. Anyway, I haven’t heard of Sermorelin, but is NAD like NAC? I take that with my other supplements every day. Something about living forever with that one. Can’t remember. Which only proves we will live longer, but will forget why.

  • May 5, 2021 at 6:15 pm

    Something went gone wrong,

    I tried to reply twice with info on sermorelin and NAD, but it did not post.

    Maybe it was too long?

    If this one posts, then I’ll try again, breaking it down into pieces.

    • May 5, 2021 at 6:19 pm

      Here’s the one comment. I was updating some plug ins, so maybe that was the reason.

  • May 5, 2021 at 6:17 pm

    That must be it.

    Here’s half:

    Benefits of NAD:

    Supports youthful levels of cellular coenzyme NAD+, which is necessary for the production of ATP, or cellular fuel
    Promotes healthy cellular metabolism & energy production
    Helps fight general fatigue & promote longevity
    Encourages youthful cognitive function

    • May 5, 2021 at 6:21 pm

      I’ll check it out. I take 15 to 20 supplements anyway. What’s one more? Thanks, Ted!

  • May 5, 2021 at 6:19 pm

    Other half:

    Benefits of Sermorelin:
    Slows the aging process and replaces what has diminished over time from the natural aging process,

    Increased lean body mass
    Body fat reduction
    Improved energy and vitality
    Increased endurance and strength
    Accelerated wound healing
    Improved immune function
    Improved cardiovascular function
    Improved sexual performance and libido
    Improved sleep

      • May 5, 2021 at 6:26 pm

        I knew you’d say that.

        What’s with women and sex when they get old?

        • May 5, 2021 at 7:18 pm

          What women? What sex? Haha! I don’t know what’s with women and sex when they get older. Maybe because all available men either don’t have their Viagra handy when it’s needed, or they’re out chasing younger women, trying to do math. They want to find out how many times 60 can go into 22. Snort.

        • May 5, 2021 at 7:20 pm

          So, you’re saying women can take this Semolina, too? Okay, I’m on it. Checking it out further.

          • May 5, 2021 at 7:58 pm

            I don’t know if you did that on purpose as a joke, but Semolina is used to make pasta.

            Sermorelin supports natural (human growth hormone) HGH production which is essential for overall cell regeneration and cell reproduction, leading to improved vitality, cognitive function, and overall anti-aging benefits. Sermorelin is a well-tolerated and safe way to increase your natural production of human growth hormone.

            Women are humans too! It ought to work.

          • May 5, 2021 at 8:20 pm

            I knew that. I always kind of liked Norm Crosby. Okay, you talked me into it. If I can afford it next month, that is.

          • May 5, 2021 at 8:27 pm

            Ah, “The Master of Malaprop.”

            Forgot all about him!

            The days of Johnny Carson and Phyllis Diller!

          • May 5, 2021 at 8:35 pm

            Yep! He wasn’t the funniest, but it was good. The days of the “schtick” comic, like Foster Brook.

          • May 5, 2021 at 10:44 pm

            Sometimes you can still find that. Keenan and Peele are great, too. And a couple of guys in recent decades that ask questions, or Seinfeld. He’s pretty clean.

  • May 5, 2021 at 6:22 pm


    I’m not so sure about living longer either, but I don’t want to break down along the way.

  • May 17, 2021 at 9:12 am

    Hi Gigi. I’m running a reverse-type experiment on this one. Since I take so many things, and I don’t want to discontinue any, I’m taking this one until it DOESN’t work. So far so good. I should be getting my second order soon. I gave a packet to a friend at the gym as another test. I’ll find out his experience this morning. I appreciate the follow-up. I was just thinking this morning that I should get back to you on it. Great minds think alike. Or maybe warped ones.


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