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Dogs, Death Valley, and Lazy Coyotes: Someone Is Picking Up Bad Habits

Dogs, Death Valley, and lazy coyotes have more in common than you’d think.

In Death Valley, which is a big desert that gets really hot in the summer and is the home of the Dunes, an awesome football team from Nevada–a team so good, they seem to just slip through their opponents’ fingers–there is a castle named Scotty.

It is known as Scotty’s Castle.

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A Scotty is a little dog from Scotland. Ordinarily, castles are named Rex or Rover, which are traditionally bigger, nobler dogs. However, bigger dogs frequently forget the wiliness of little dogs, especially when they play poker. Scotties have really good poker faces. Rex and Rover were bested by Scotty at a card game, and lost the castle to him.

This was tough on them at first. They had to move back to Vegas, and live in a studio apartment near the Strip, and were kept awake all night by poodle prostitutes and their Rottweiler pimps.

Scotty’s Castle is located near a place called Furnace Creek, Home of the Water Heaters, an awesome bowling league from California.

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Furnace Creek is also in Death Valley.

People and animals routinely die in Death Valley, not having learned their lesson from the skeletal remains lying in the roads, which are designed to warn motorists that they should turn and go back to Vegas and lose their money at the blackjack tables, instead of dying on the roads of Death Valley.

We–meaning my family and I–drove out to visit Scotty’s Castle.

Scotty has organized tours of his castle and makes quite a good living from them. He makes enough to buy Liver Snaps for everyone in the neighborhood. We took our dog, Jupie, with us, but it was too hot to leave her in the car while we went inside the castle. The guides at the castle told us that tying her outside in the shade was not a good idea, either. She would be spotted by coyotes and become the Coyote Special by lunch time.

I’m not positive that would have happened, because she was pretty big, but I didn’t want to take any chances, so my son elected to stay in the car, and my hubby and I took the tour. Coyotes will not attack kids who are too big for them to carry home in an ordinary plastic shopping bag, so my son was safe.

According to the guides and guardians of Scotty’s Castle, coyotes are even wilier than Scotty dogs. Coyotes will watch people interacting with their dogs, and mimic what the dogs are doing. If dogs jump up and down and beg for the remains of cheeseburgers, coyotes will do that, too.

Makes perfect sense to me. Why go shopping for your dinner in a huge, hot, dusty, supermarket where your food keeps jumping back into a hole in the ground, when all you have to do is sing and dance for your supper?

In fact, this is where the idea came from for the opening sequence of the cartoons where Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny dance and sing.

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Daffy and Bugs were taking lessons at Scotty’s School of Dance and Coyote Training, located right there in Death Valley, and went back to MGM with their idea for a new show. Their show became Looney Tunes, which is also an awesome Hollywood glee club. Everyone in Hollywood loved this show about Coyote Dancing Food.

The coyotes weren’t as thrilled with Looney Tunes, because coyotes don’t normally go to musicals. Despite their aptitude for mimicry, they are rather somber. They prefer drama and Kafka.

Coyotes learn so much from domesticated dogs who are on vacation in Death Valley with their families, that they stop teaching their kids old coyote traditions. The kids don’t howl at the moon, and roll their eyes when their parents do it. They refuse to prowl suburban neighborhoods, grabbing little dogs and toddlers for their supper.

Instead, they–get this–invite dogs home and play video games! Plus, once kid coyotes start eating fast food, they don’t want raw bunny anymore.

We learned a lot that hot, dusty day we visited Death Valley and Scotty’s Castle.

Not only did we learn that someone’s house may end up being named after a guy that just came to visit and never left, we also learned that coyotes are copy cats. They hate being called that, but it doesn’t stop them from calling someone else one.

Kafka, indeed.

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7 thoughts on “Dogs, Death Valley, and Lazy Coyotes: Someone Is Picking Up Bad Habits

  • April 14, 2016 at 8:14 pm

    Poodle prostitutes ;):)

    • April 15, 2016 at 4:25 am

      Ha! In rhinestones!

  • April 15, 2016 at 12:31 am

    Gigi…you are FABULOUS, girlfriend!!

    So proud of your progress in the writing world!

    Cheers, Me

    • April 15, 2016 at 4:24 am

      Thank you Cath! You’re the bomb! xx

  • April 15, 2016 at 5:37 pm

    Love a good pooch story but a coyote that reads Kafka? Now thats something!

    • April 15, 2016 at 7:20 pm

      They are so intelligent and educated! That’s a true story about the coyotes; they watch and learn and imitate dogs to get cheeseburgers. Too funny.

  • April 17, 2016 at 10:36 pm

    That was so cute!! Didn’t know coyote kids ate fast food.

    I think Piyush finally fell asleep so he’s not flogging me with comments or PMing me . Rick can’t do much because he’s home and you know how Terri feels about him being on Q. So here I am to finally check out your blog, which looks great.

    I was thinking about answering that question about Landry the hoarder but I don’t know how to navigate through your blog yet. I did click on the red box with lines, top right corner, because I’ve found on other blogs that button brings up a menu and I thought I would see “questions.” When I do click on it, I see a big X. So how do I find the question section.


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