We Want Plates: Ways To Serve Food On Anything But A Plate
“We want plates!” sounds like something dozens of prisoners in Cell Block C might chant as the warden walks by.
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Author: gigi wolf
Crack Cocaine For Office Supply Freaks
I’m one of those office supply freaks. A hoarder of dried up highlighters, markers, notebooks, and pens. Everyone has an
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Me, Phone Scrabble, And That Cocky Cheating Computer
I got addicted to phone Scrabble. It’s my own fault. I had hit a writer’s block with my car and
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Code Enforcement And Las Vegas Homeowners: What’s The Buzz?
Code Enforcement and Las Vegas homeowners are having some fun. The city of Las Vegas is out to drum up
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Tobias J. Dog: Wanderer, Adventurer, Bon Vivant
Tobias J. Dog is the name we’ve given a stray dog I found a week ago and brought home. I
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How To Write In a Hurricane, Or: When Will Everyone Go To The Moon?
How to write in a hurricane is a poser. Hurricanes are really bad storms. You will want to avoid one,
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AquaStretch Or Aqua Ouch? More Pool Adventures
AquaStretch is a pool therapy and is a bit of a misnomer. There’s less stretching than there is squeezing. rotating,
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YOLO: You Only Live Once. As Far As We Know, Acronym Wise
YOLO, for those people who somehow missed learning popular acronyms and have only lived once so far, stands for: You
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Owning A Human Body Is A Sucker’s Game
Never buy a human body. Don’t sell them, either. You’ll never make a dime, because only a sucker would buy
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Ways To Prove You Are Not A Vampire. Or To Prove You Are One. Your Choice
It’s important to prove you are not a vampire. I wrote a post about how to prove you aren’t a
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