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You’ve Been Served! Internet Stalker Update

For background on this, read What Happened When I Was Stalked on the Internet: Rick Klugman. That post will have instructions on what to do if you’re targeted by a stalker. You’re always welcome to message me for more information. My new book, The Wolf Bites Back, featured on the home page in the right side bar, is about the last year and a half and how three Quora users, with others joining in and others dropping out, have targeted me for harassment.

I went back to court for an Extended Protection Order, which lasts a year. I was awarded it, and Klugman has now been served by the Cumberland County sheriff. Each state is different, and Nevada currently only issues them for up to a year. If, after that time, Klugman ever contacts me again, I’ll go back to court for another one.

The Extended Protection Order is more serious. If he should defy it, he will be subject to arrest, even if he’s in his truck on a working trip. It will be towed, and cost thousands to retrieve. He will be brought to Vegas, put in jail, and will have to post bail to get out and go home. He will have to find his own way home. I hope he doesn’t call me to borrow money.

What led up to this:

Finally, after two months of effort to get Klugman served with a temporary protection order, during which my attorney, Will Jennings, would not let me give it up as hopeless, he’s been served.

Fist pump! It’s a temporary protection order, or TPO, and I’ll hie myself to court before thirty days is up to ask for an extended protection order.

Klugman lives in one city, works in another, and has managed to evade every effort to be served any papers, either the notice of the hearing, or the TPO itself. He and his wife never answer their door, unless it’s for pizza.

He sent back all mail from the Las Vegas sheriff’s department with Hate-O-Grams all over them, as Mr. Jennings so elegantly put it. He wrote Stop Lying in bold black letters on the back of it, besides scrawling stupid crap all over the front of it.

One of his last messages to me was, “I’ll save you a place in hell, only it’ll be in the handicapped section.”  Very classy. Did he suppose the postal workers would read his messages written on the US Mail, and side with him? Did he think that by accusing me of lying on the envelopes and emails, I’d go, “Oh, yeah, this whole thing is made up. That’s just what the judge thought, too.”

Maybe he was trying to convince himself, I don’t know.

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I’m not sure why he was so all-fired set against getting any of these papers. The hearing proceeded without him, anyway. As for the protection order, it began when he was served.

I thought his envelope from the Las Vegas sheriff, unopened by me, was sufficient notice, but apparently not. So, when the Bucks County sheriff had no luck serving the TPO, not having gone to his house with a hot pizza, I had the bright idea to send the paperwork to the Cumberland County sheriff’s office, the county in which he’s employed.

This sheriff’s department doesn’t give up until the TPO is served. Since my counsel used to be a sheriff, he told me sheriffs hate to make more than one trip. So the deputy sheriff probably went to Carlisle Carrier Corp in Mechanicsburg, PA and demanded his phone number, since he was on an ‘extended vacation, and had no plans to return to work any time soon.’

His employer probably tried to fool the sheriff about his whereabouts. Sheriffs don’t like to be fooled. So, the deputy got his phone number, which she kindly included in her report, and read the terms of the TPO to him. He appeared to have no problem with the terms, and the call ended amicably.

Now, I don’t know if it’s related, but two days ago, someone left an unused condom on the outdoor table next to my wooden rocking chair.

Who left it? What is the message here? Is it a metaphorical F**k you? It makes sense, much more sense than if it had been a used one. A used one is no good anymore.

And if it was just a gift, who was it from and why are they giving away good condoms? Goodness knows, I don’t need them anymore. If you have a condom in your pocket, I suggest you keep it there until you need it. Don’t go giving them away.

Or, having been left by the rocking chair, a really nice one, by the way, did the Gift Giver have ideas about a rocker, someone in his lap, and the rocker’s natural motion? Did this perp sit down, get ready to don said tiny jacket, and then fall asleep because of the rocking? And when he awoke from his innocent slumbers, he just got up, left and forgot it.

I’ll never know, I guess. But it all happens on the street where I live.


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  1. Mystery W.

    Jeez, he sure takes the year’s award for “Most Childish, Immature and Ridiculous Hate Spewer”
    I can’t believe the nerve of this guy! Acting like an ostrich with its head buried in the ground, fervently thinking “if I don’t acknowledge the presence of That Foul Thing (namely the court order) it won’t exist”. And he’s a senior citizen, to boot! You’d think age would’ve granted him some wisdom, but apparently not.

    He hits low, acts cheap, tries to pretend he’s being framed, and dares to insult you? You’ve got to tell him that Hell is not going to be able to reserve a spot for you- he’ll take up all the space.

    You go, Gigi. Justice has been served.

    • Mystery Woman! I was just thinking of you, and wondering you’re doing alright, and up you pop! I’m so happy to hear from you.
      Yes, they all are exactly as you describe. His insults were many and varied and had to do often with my age, and he’s the same age! Go figure. People always think that’s a terrible insult- calling you old. Well, he called me much more than that- but unless they plan to die young-and it’s too late for him to do that- they’ll be this age someday. Their parents are this age, his wife is this age.

      Anyway, it’s good to hear from you. Hope all is well. Write me sometime!

  2. Ranne

    The TPO/notices should have been in the pizza boxes! Or perhaps written on them? T`will be interesting to see the continuation of this saga. I am only hoping it will not be at the cost of your sanity or security.

    • Oh, man. You should have been a secret agent. That’s ingenious. But you know the perps would find a loophole. “I was scammed! I was scammed! I was in the pool!” Haha!
      You and me, baby. Two secret agent senior citizens. Mrs. Pollifaxes Le Deux.

  3. Kittie

    This understanding and compassionate comment is from Kittie Eubank, a Quora user.
    She’s already blocked and unblocked me over this bullshit, behaved like a middle school child, gossiping over in the corner over ‘what Gigi did, and we should just ignore her!’ Lord, it gets old. She read just what she wanted to, and passed judgement yet again:

    So much maturity here from you, I am impressed with your…uh…

    Wait, no, I’m not.

    Regardless of what anyone else did, I’m sure you can be proud of yourself for not calling names or acting like a kindergardener.

    So happy I’ve finally checked out your blog after all this time.

    Still can’t figure out why you’re not a…oh, wait…maybe I can now.

    • I’m confused with your comment. It’s on the You’ve Been Served post, and you also appear to be confused about what happened.

      I really don’t care if you’re friends with those two. It matters not.

      What matters is that what they did was unconscionable, illegal, libelous, and ultimately may cost Klugman his job. He’s a big rig driver, on meds, and is a self admitted sociopath. I don’t think he should be driving for a living.

      He harassed and threatened me for an entire month, scrawled hate messages on the mail and sent it to me, and completely ignored a No Contact order from his police department. I did all I could to stop him before I had to get the law involved, and his wife and friends ignored my pleas. I wrote all this in my original post.

      I worked very hard for three months to get an Extended Protection Order from the Nevada court with the help of my attorney, who volunteered his services so that I’d get it done. His encouragement and help was invaluable.

      I hope it teaches Klugman not to do this to anyone else, especially any other woman. I have a file three inches thick on this, and believe me, they don’t give out protection orders without good cause.

      I’m surprised at you- someone who’s been abused, taking this tone and attitude.

      This has NOTHING to do with Quora’s TW picks. What I post on my blog, say in my books, say on other websites, is MY business.

      If you’ll notice, I don’t have any other posts about anyone else- only about them and all the crap they’ve thrown my way for a YEAR- based on what? A misunderstanding in a comment?

      They refused to just block and move on! They wouldn’t let it go, and then decided to do it all again to me months after their first trashing about something that was NONE OF THEIR BUSINESS. It was between me and someone else, and would have worked out just fine if they hadn’t shoved their way in, just to trash me once again in public.

      This was all Klugman’s decision- he decided all by himself to harass and stalk me. You have no idea what you’re talking about, by taking me to task for this. I was leaving them strictly alone- they’re a big boy and girl, and brought all this on themselves. I’ve had to drag Tatiana into this twice, now.

      If Spartiatis and Klugman didn’t like being shown for who they are to the public, they should never have threatened, harassed, trashed me TWICE or MORE (friends have found comment threads and other answers and questions that qualify as hate speech on Quora and have reported them), or as Kelley did, call me a thief and a liar ONLINE. Not to mention a bunch of other accusations insulting to me and to my friends on Quora.

      They obviously hoped to drive me away from Quora, but I don’t go so quietly.

      You really should have read the whole story, or come to me first before sending me your email. I don’t lie, and you would have discovered the whole story.

      But, oh yeah. I forgot. You’re more like Kelley; let’s suck up to Gigi, fake some nicey niceness, and then block her in her face, and call her a bunch of names, make baseless accusations. Because both of YOU are so mature, fair minded, and quality people.

      All of which you did based solely on Kelley’s word for what happened.

      I’m posting your comment and adding this response.

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